Shocked, Appalled, and Dismayed! by Ellen Phillips

Author:Ellen Phillips [Phillips, Ellen]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-87458-0
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2010-07-07T00:00:00+00:00

I couldn’t beat the creativity of her descriptions, but I did work with her to formulate a letter that, we hoped, could get her her money back.

983 Bonnie Brae Road

Greenbelt, MD 33589

June 19, 1998

Stuart Scam, President

Broken Promises Dating Service

678 Fraud Street, Suite 32

Baltimore, MD 34465

Dear Mr. Scam:

I am appalled by my recent experience with Broken Promises. Your business slogan, “The Intelligent Choice,” implies that yours is an organization that seriously considers the background and preferences of your clientele. Indeed, your contract states that the people one is introduced to would be “most nearly compatible to you as indicated,” that is “compatible with your preferences but who may not meet all of the preferences of the profile you provided.” Based on the candidates who were referred to me, and with whom I later had contact, I cannot believe that anyone on your staff attempted at any time to match compatibility and preferences according to my profile.

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